Democratic brand

Howard of Starbucks made ripples by suggesting he may run for POTUS as an INDEPENDENT. He says he no longer identifies as a Democrat, but feels Trump is dumb and needs ousted at the ballot box.
Now taking a gander at those declared for Democratic side, one can plainly see why Mr. Starbucks would go the independent route... they are all running for the batshit crazy extremists' vote or to get name recognition to sell a book.
I am biased, but I don't feel I'm being rash in my assessment, but here's what I think from what I see:

• Pete Buttigieg- Mid-Western nobody with a fake gay porn name.
• Julian Castro- South-Western nobody with a fake dictator porn name.
• Kamala Harris- some random nobody with a fake Afrocentric porn name.
• Tulsi Gabbard- upstart who pissed off the old guard by backing Bernie over Hillary and tried to get back in their good graces.
• Kirsten Gillibrand- the manhater who got Al Franken ousted from the Senate.
• Elizabeth Warren- someone who claims to hate the rich and be for the little guy yet got wealthier by buying foreclosures.

"Fake porn name" is what I call empty vessels lacking charisma with humorous names that could be used in a porn or to be a political whore and latch onto a particular demographic like LGBTETC, Latino, and AA. Seriously, the one dude has "Butt"  as the start of his surname and his first name means "rock." When I hear Castro, I think of Cuba. Cuba has excellent free healthcare, I think I heard Mr. Flint say in Sicko. I didn't know how to pronounce "Kamala" at first, but figured it sounded like "cum alla," which is funny when Harris can sound like "her ass" depending upon who is saying it.